Madness!! Must Leave Now!!

I woke up and crawled downstairs to make coffee and throw a stale freezer burned waffle into the toaster. With my eyes barely focusing I sat at my desolate kitchen table with my head in my hands. Huh? What is that noise? ugh! Cows chewing? I didn't have cows when I went to bed last night. I'd remember that. Cat! Sitting across from me on a chair at the table. Licking between his toes. He stopped and looked at me with that crossed-eyed sense of self-arrogance that only a cat can portray. oh no. I really need to get out of here. Just go! Don't think about how he's taken over your home. I grabbed my keys and wallet and headed out the door. No coffee, no nourishment. I can't function without my coffee, but I cannot go back. I'll go mad. Mad I tell you!! As I head out to get onto the highway I see the sign of my saviour!! Tim Hortons! One large coffee, two sugars and six jelly filled donuts to go. I'm on the road out of town. I can drive for hours with my provisions. Don't have to face that cat. No. Not for hours. Or days! There is another Tim Hortons in the next town over.